Праўдзівая гісторыя Кацапа, Хахла і Бульбаша. Уладзіслаў Ахроменка

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СКАЧАТЬ адмарозіць! – адказалі дасведчаныя наўгародцы, якія гандлявалі з Ганзейскім хаўрусам.

      – Чаму? – не зразумеў Аляксандр.

      – Коротка кольчужка!

      Кацап неадкладна паехаў на бераг замерзлага Чудскога возера. Ён скінуў даматканыя парткі і пасвяціў дупай у бок ненавіснага Захаду.

      У той самы час на другім беразе Чудскога возера дваццаць рыцараў-мніхаў з Тэўтонскага ордэну хрысцілі мясцовых дзікуноў: Чудзь і Эстаў. Голая дупа кацапскага князя, хаця і прыўнесла ў суворы абрад лацінскага хросту мастацкую разнастайнасць, але выклікала слушнае абурэнне каталіцкіх місіянераў. – Гей, славяне! – шалёна лямантаваў Александр, вымахваючы порткамі.

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