Подарок. История седьмая из цикла «Анекдоты для Геракла». Василий Иванович Лягоскин

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СКАЧАТЬ туфлях и строгой бабочке, каким-то чудом не улетевшей с могучей шеи, можно было сидеть только вот так – с развернутыми плечами, и гордо выпрямленной головой. Опустить ее, кстати, не получилось бы – в этом случае он не увидел бы действо, которое начинало разворачиваться на длинном подиуме практически перед самым носом у него, и у соседей по ряду.

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