Praise for the books of
THE THIN PINK LINE
“Wonderfully funny…a fine sense of the absurd and a flair for comic characterization.”
—Kirkus (starred review)
“Hilarious and original.”
“Proves once and for all that a woman can indeed be half-pregnant. Bridget Jones is snorting with laughter and wondering why she didn’t think of it.”
—Karen Karbo, author of Motherhood Made a Man Out of Me
“It’s impossible to put this debut novel down without knowing how Jane is going to end this charade after her ninth month.”
CROSSING THE LINE
“Chick lit with a twist!”
—Meg Cabot, author of The Princess Diaries
“A delight! This fast-paced, fun-filled novel about babies and breaking the rules brims with laughter, love and a unique and buoyant wisdom.”
—Nancy Thayer, author of The Hot Flash Club
“Baratz-Logsted has a great voice…and the message she sends about unconditional love is touching.”
—Romantic Times BOOKreviews
A LITTLE CHANGE OF FACE
“Baratz-Logsted offers a clever twist on makeover fiction.”
“A Little Change of Face not only has something to say about how women look, and are looked at by others, but it says it with a whip-smart, funny voice.”
—Christopher Moore, author of Lamb and Fluke
HOW NANCY DREW SAVED MY LIFE
“A wonderful, bittersweet tale with a little Nancy Drew and Jane Eyre thrown in for good measure! The perfect combination!”
—Michelle Cunnah, author of Confessions of a Serial Dater
“Witty and wonderful…her best book yet.”
—Tom Groneberg, author of One Good Horse
Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes
For Laura Wininger:
with love and thirty years of friendship, this one’s for you.
Thank you to Pamela Harty for being my agent and friend.
Thank you to my editor, Margaret O’Neill Marbury, and her assistant, Rebecca Soukis, for their hard work on this book. Special thanks to Adam Wilson for services above and beyond.
Thank you to the Friday Night Writing Group—Jerry Brooker, Andrea Schicke Hirsch, Greg Logsted, Robert Mayette, Kristi Peterson, and Lauren Catherine Simpson—for being there.
Thank you to Kaethe Douglas and Sue Estabrook for being amazing first readers and friends.
Thank you to all my family and friends and, especially, my great mother, Lucille Baratz.
Thank you to my husband Greg Logsted and our daughter Jackie—no writer has the words to describe how wonderful you are.
If you look for the particular Jimmy Choo shoes mentioned in this book, you won’t find them, except perhaps in resale outlets. Jimmy Choo did in fact make all these shoes, exactly as described, but this book was written in fall of 2005 and, since then, many catalogue seasons have come and gone, and many Choos have passed into the realm of fashion legend.
It was a hand dealt straight out of a dream: two Aces.
What to do, what to do…
Easy answer: the dealer had just shuffled right before dealing, so there were nearly six full decks left in the chute, all of those beautiful Jacks, Queens and Kings. Even the Tens would be beautiful and a person didn’t need to be a pro at counting cards to realize that the game, for once, was strongly in the player’s favor.
So, very easy answer: split the Aces.
The next decision, СКАЧАТЬ