Little God Ben. J. Farjeon Jefferson

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СКАЧАТЬ too, with the contents of Yorick, but there’s been so much rain during the past forty-eight hours—has it been the same in London?—that I gave the wash a miss. No one was looking—apart, of course, from yourselves.’

      ‘No doubt about it,’ growled Medworth, ‘the fellow’s stark staring mad.’

      ‘That is my devout hope,’ Lord Cooling admitted. ‘I am hoping that Mr Oakley got such a bump when he arrived here three years ago that he has been suffering from delusions ever since. But in any case, Mr Medworth, we have no other source of information at present, so—with your permission—?’

      ‘Carry on, my lord,’ grunted Medworth. ‘You’re the spokesman.’

      ‘Thank you.’ Cooling turned back to Oakley. ‘You mentioned a Fête Day. Is this one?’

      ‘Always, after a storm,’ answered Oakley.

      ‘What happens on Fête Days, in addition to the—spring cleaning of the gods?’

      ‘We eat and thanksgive.’

      ‘Eat?’

      ‘Eat.’

      ‘What do you eat?’

      ‘Well,’ said Oakley, ‘you haven’t been thrown up on a Eustace Miles Restaurant.’

      ‘Ah,’ murmured Lord Cooling, dropping the little white object he had till now retained. ‘Not a beef-bone!’

      As a good girl guide, Miss Noyes attempted to quell certain signs of panic.

      ‘Now then, my man!’ she exclaimed sharply. ‘Don’t try to frighten us with any nonsense!’

      Oakley gave one of his rare faint smiles.

      ‘You needn’t be frightened, ma’am,’ he assured her. ‘They don’t care for Cochran Young Ladies. Prefer ’em round and Victorian. I say,’ he added suddenly, ‘are there still Cochran Young Ladies?’

      Miss Noyes having failed in her mission, Haines now made an effort.

      ‘Mr Oakley,’ he said, ‘we are trying to bear with you, but please realise that—in your sense—we are novices. Are you really and truly serious in all you’re saying?’

      ‘And what about Noel Coward?’ asked Oakley. ‘Has he written anything since Private Lives? Dashed good! Oh, and is the Income Tax still five bob? That’s one thing you’ll be spared here.’

      ‘Damn it!’ exploded Medworth. ‘We’ve been wrecked!’

      ‘Well, I didn’t suppose it was a train accident. Did somebody ask me something?’

      ‘Yes, I asked you whether you were really and truly serious,’ repeated Haines.

      ‘Abart the grub,’ explained Ben, ‘’cos if yer are, I’m tikin’ the next boat ’ome!’

      ‘I like you, Little Tich, ’pon my soul, I do,’ said Oakley. ‘Oh, yes, quite, quite serious. I’ve come to believe this last month or two that I’m being quietly fattened.’ He held out an arm and regarded it. ‘Getting a bit too meaty for my pleasure. But they’re not bad fellers, really. Not comic opera villains, you know. Real pukka chaps. There’s one little girl …’ He stopped and shrugged his shoulders. ‘Treat ’em right, and—according to their religion—they’ll treat you right.’

      ‘They sound perfectly delightful!’ observed Ruth.

      Oakley looked at her. He appeared to be noticing her definitely for the first time. Something crept into his eyes. Haines was quick to remark it. But he also remarked that the something was instantly quelled, and that Oakley’s eyes had resumed their protective moodiness when he replied.

      ‘That’s the idea,’ he nodded. ‘Just simple and primitive. Never known any different—poor blighters.’

      ‘Tha’s right,’ said Ben.

      In the little silence that ensued, while apprehensive glances were directed toward the silent forest, Ben wondered why he had said it. He did not know that it was the dawning of an instinct destined to determine vital issues on the island and to bear astonishing fruit. Were they poor blighters? If they’d never known any different, well, there you were, weren’t you? And that little girl—she’d probably be black, like the rest—but he’d like a squint at her. He’d seen a picture of a little black girl once in a magazine. She hadn’t looked so bad. Of course, she had been black. But she’d been smiling. What did black girls smile at? Same things as white girls? Had the photographer said, ‘Now, then, when I say “Three,” watch out for the little mouse’ …

      Miss Noyes’s voice, thin and precise, brought him out of his reverie.

      ‘But, surely,’ she was saying, ‘there have been some missionaries?’

      ‘What for?’ inquired Oakley. ‘To teach them about the jolly old slums?’

      ‘Tha’s wot I calls a good ’un!’ grinned Ben.

      ‘You like it?’ inquired Oakley, regarding him with interest.

      Before Ben could reply, Lord Cooling froze him through his monocle.

      ‘We are intensely interested in what you like and what you do not like,’ he said, ‘but I think we can exist without this information!’ Then, turning to Oakley, he continued, ‘But your own information, Mr Oakley, is more important. Before I finally rid myself of the hope that you are a raving lunatic, will you kindly explain to me how it is that you can talk of—of being fattened as though you were merely discussing the weather—how you can speak of football and Cochran and Noel Coward at a moment like this—and—’

      ‘Yes, and why you weren’t surprised to see us!’ interrupted Smith, deeming it time for Wembley to get in a word. ‘That wasn’t natural, was it? Why, if you meet a pal in the tube, you say, “By Jove,” or something!’

      ‘Quite right,’ agreed Medworth.

      ‘There you are!’ cried Smith, warming under this approval. ‘Shall I tell you what I call it? Fishy! I believe the whole story’s spoof! Where are these cannibals? Yes, and what’s more, I believe he made these damn statues himself! Now, then, sir, no more lies—let’s have the truth, this time!’

      He was not used to making speeches. He turned, flushed, to Miss Noyes. She nodded in agreement. He turned to the Third Officer.

      ‘I am quite sure Mr Oakley did not carve these statues,’ said Haines rather shortly.

      ‘And I don’t know what Mr Smith means by fishy,’ added Ruth. ‘Does he mean that Mr Oakley wasn’t surprised because he arranged the wreck and expected us?’

      ‘Let us confine the present charge to lunacy,’ interrupted Lord Cooling frigidly as Smith subsided, ‘and suggest that three years alone on this island have—slightly?—turned Mr Oakley’s head!’

      Oakley maintained the uncanny composure that was being complained of till the voices ceased. Then СКАЧАТЬ